About

The Future Unicorn Players

Greg D. Crosariol

Greg is known mostly for his uncanny ability to live la vita loca while simoutaneously partying like it’s 1998. Growing up in Michigan Greg spent most of his discretionary time honing his abilities in limbo-ing shirtless while wearing a lamp shade on his head as well as collecting belly button lint. These skills he developed seamed to serve no actual purpose for many, many years. And to tell the truth not that much has changed. To this day it appears as though these skills still have no actual application. Writing and performing sketches for Future Unicorn takes a lot of talents but none of them include the afore mentioned skill set.

Jeremy Elder

With a wealth of experience in writing, shooting and editing documentary films and comedy shorts; he brings that very experience to the table. But he doesn't just stop at bringing the experience to the table, he then takes it a step further and utilizes said skills to execute flawless landings, regularly earning 8.5's and 9.6's from the judges! You might be saying to yourself, "Isn't it hard to do gymnastics while being at a table?" and the answer to that question is, "for most people, yes."

Amber Reynolds

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